Find a midsized town with an agreeable climate and look for a cheap hostel with a fully equiped kitchen, free breakfast and free wifi. Prepare your own food everyday with a bottle of cheap Vino Tinto thrown in every now and then. Budget around 15 euro per day. For keeping up appearances: pretend you hurt your knees or something ridiculous.
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